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Forged in the ever-burning hearth of an accursed cabin in the frigid northwoods of Wisconsin, Clockwork Pines brings that spine-tingling magic you crave, the kind that hits you where it counts, right in the stomach. Dead center in that lingering pit of insecurity, the self-doubt you've carried since childhood, growing up in the 90s full of hope... Well, guess what. It's late stage capitalism now, baby-- and all your dreams are dead.
Clockwork Pines
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Saturday, January 25, 2020
Enter, all who dare!
Welcome to the Clockwork Pines, shelter from rain, my tree fort, my personal headspace. To the left you can see a deteriorating cardboard box full of first-edition Ninja Turtles from my childhood, and on the far wall there's a treasure map I found at a garage sale--the clues point to that old abandoned mansion on the hill behind the schoolhouse. In the corner there's a bookshelf full of ghost stories, and if you stay the night you might find much more to keep your mind occupied...
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