Forged in the ever-burning hearth of an accursed cabin in the frigid northwoods of Wisconsin, Clockwork Pines brings that spine-tingling magic you crave, the kind that hits you where it counts, right in the stomach. Dead center in that lingering pit of insecurity, the self-doubt you've carried since childhood, growing up in the 90s full of hope... Well, guess what. It's late stage capitalism now, baby-- and all your dreams are dead.
Sunday, April 21, 2019
Monday, April 1, 2019
Begin Trial:
Transmortification Process 3.0
Project Lead: Dr. Aleksei Brandt
Patient A / Experimental Subject: Baker, Adam
D.O.B.: 10-31-82. 11:29 P.M.
Weight: 2671 g / 5 lbs 14 oz APGAR: 07
Mother: Baker (Nelson), Helen
Father: Baker, John T.
Patient B / Control Subject: Garcia, Arturo
D.O.B.: 10-31-82. 11:16 P.M.
Weight: 3855 g / 8 lbs 8 oz APGAR: 10
Mother: Garcia (Cuevas), Gloria
Father: Garcia, Juan Manuel
11:31 P.M.: Trial explained. Both mothers opposed.
11:34 P.M.: Parents of A shown familial TP53 mutation.
11:48 P.M.: Father of B accepts sum of $8000.
11:53 P.M.: All forms signed.
11:57 P.M.: Subjects’ DNA obtained.
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